All you gearheads and crazy chicas,
we are proud to announce our annual gig in Hamburg’s finest blues venue! Next Saturday we will be preaching the word of the Lord from that hottest little stage of Northern Germany! To all of you who are eager to join our beards’n’boogie mass, bring every single cross that you carry along right to the front of stage (e.g. marriage troubles, backpain, sexual disorders or money problems) and we will set you free from it! One cross per person only!
We’re really looking forward to makin ya shake ’n‘ move untill all yout troubles will be blown away. The reverend told us so. Let’s have a drink and a loosely rolled Bull Durham together after the show, and we promise, you’ll be going home dancin and swayin!
ZZee U there!